Borrow my mobile

To offer to lend someone your phone, to enable them to talk to someone else who gives a fuck. While they're talking about something no-one cares about. Can be just a visual gesture of the offer (eg holding it out for them to use).
Adapted by Dave B from an earlier expression of offering them 10p (and then 20p) when that amount was enough to pay for a call from a phone box.

"Sorry to interrupt Steve, but would you like to borrow my mobile? So you can tell someone who gives a fuck."

by Memento Dave April 5, 2021

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D.C. Mobile Home

The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark.

Joe : So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.

Lucas ( scoffs ) : Lord knows Ithat Trump deserved it.

by Big shot 91 June 6, 2016

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Probable Cause Mobile

A vehicle with something wrong with it that could attract the attention of a cop and get you pulled over

New.. I can only have one - I'm driving a probable cause mobile and need to get that headlight fixed.

by caribbeanmotorboater August 16, 2016

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Mobile Delivery

1. A barrel in Scrap Clicker 2 which is the 105th barrel in the game.

2. A barrel in ScrapTD which moves incredibly fast and has high HP which can somehow run through your defences.

3. (Informal) A delivery.

"Mobile Delivery was hard for me to obtain though, but I finally got it after prestiging for Golden Scrap after like 3 hours."

"Dang, Mobile Delivery is a broken barrel and it needs nerfing because it always runs past my defences!"

"My mobile delivery has finally came after 2 days!"

by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023

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