Miles

The best person ever, he is perfect in every way. He plays trumpet, and has brown hair, is tall. He is perfect in every way.

Who is that ugly guy over there

Thats definetly not miles

by Theinsanleyhotguy April 4, 2018

Miles

Miles tends to be a very emo person who loves to talk to friends and draw on their hands. If you ever meet a miles make sure to become good friends.

That miles drew all over me again

by BadSpazBrad June 1, 2018

chattin air miles

When one proclaims a statement, someone who has heard it believes it not to be true or false, and so replies with the statement: "stop chatting air miles".

"arrhhh blud, ye know dis new era hat is bare fresh, man's must of jacked it from JD blud!

REPLY FROM FELLOW HOODMAN

"erhhhhh, no blud, stop chattin air miles! Dat hat is wack!"

by The freshest big "A" from Catford October 29, 2007

milfa

M.I.L.F.A = Mom I'd like to fuck anally

Person1- Damn that Mom is so fuckin sexy with that candy apple ass... Mmmm she's definitely a milfa. Person2-Hell yh she makes me horny.......

by Bl0wm33 August 26, 2008

Belmont Milds

A popular Canadian brand of cigarettes. Manufacturing of Belmont Milds is scheduled for termination by 30 April 2007, at the latest, due to new Canadian federal tobacco regulations concerning the use of the terms "mild" and "light" on tobacco packaging. Since Belmont Milds are one of the highest-quality cigarettes currently manufactured in Canada, their discontinuation is yet another example of the anti-smoking Nazis in Ottawa failing to address REAL public concerns, instead conceding to the will of uptight, over-the-hill baby boomers who want to make sure the air still smells nice long after their olfactory organs have ceased to function.

"Did you hear, Belmont Milds are being discontinued."

"Yeah, maybe if we set fire to some baby boomers in the streets the government will change its mind."

by nadnosnibor December 11, 2008

milfed

(adj) Had sex with a MILF

Hey dude, look over here! This naked MILF you see before you is totally getting banged by me and my sausage! I'm totally getting milfed!

by Dr. Balls May 9, 2005

MILF

1. "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Usually used to describe an attractive woman who is married or older.

2. "Moses Is Like Fonzie". A term usually used in order to confuse those who don't actually know what MILF means.

Robert: Dude, our gym teacher is such a MILF! "MILF!!!! MILF!!! Mrs. Kerr, you're a MILF!!"

Mrs. Kerr: What was that, Robert? A MILF?

Robert: Yeah! MILF? Moses Is Like Fonzie? You know?

by YourMom'sBoyfriend March 4, 2011