Matt Dean'er

Where you have sex with a girl so much and hard she can't walk the next day.

Molly: Did you hear Jake pulled a Matt Dean'er on Jill?
Emily: I wish I was her!

by Jillfromstory November 15, 2010

Matt Graham

The face of Matt Graham Crackers. Owns instaGraham. Works for "the kid" in an honorable position. Probably the best human being ever.

Ceramic Chickn: Who's that guy stalking Cody Simpson at his tour dates?
Romina: He's not stalking he's obviously worshipping. It's Matt Graham.

by crsadoration July 29, 2012

Matt-Weiner

1) Adjective- Legendary; Beyond Human
2) Noun- A person whos qualities far surpass those of anyone else

1)Wow that guy is so Matt-Weiner, he is the most incredible person

2)I wish I was a Matt-Weiner so I can get all those girls!

by Anonymous Judaean December 22, 2008

Matt Whalen

Drummer of the band The Matches, originally from Oakland, CA. Constantly used as a punchline.

"Everything we do is inspired by Matt Whalen" - Shawn Harris, The Matches "Matt Whalen... Still Matt Whalen"

by Melanie Stryder August 8, 2008

matt ryan

Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons football team of the National Football League. Looks like a 40 year-old lesbian.

Wow, look at that middle-aged lesbian....oh no wait, that's matt ryan!

by hambone skeet skeet October 8, 2013

Matt Kemp

Beast Mode. The best player in the MLB. #27 for the Dodgers and the sexiest man alive. He is the sweetest guy you can ever ask for. He jokes around alot and is the best guy you could ask for. If you don't like him you are crazy!

A:That was Beast Mode!
B:What did Matt Kemp do!?
A: Hit a walk off grand slam!

by dodgerlover23 October 27, 2011

Matt Ryan

The best qb in the league. yeah he went 4-12, but but because he had a sh!t line. He still was top 3 around those rookies. In 2012, he raped Peyton Manning.

he will win the Super Bowl in the next 5 years.

Who just made Drew Brees look like sh!t again? Matt Ryan

by b17 January 19, 2014