Masturbate (male)

First you have to move your penis up and down. And then pull it a little.

I like to masturbate (male) while watching football

by Nutella is the bomest June 24, 2016

masturbation pay

Unemployment insurance.

"Well, my masturbation pay came in, so yeah, we can go get some fries."

by smendler April 21, 2010

Angry Masturbation

When you get pissed off at someone for being a hypocritical fetish/kink shamer but you still want to wank one out

Hypocrite: ANYONE WHO LIKES NTR SHOULD DIE!
You: Well you must be pretty fucked up for liking lolicon, incest, snuff, guro and cannibalism huh?
Hypocrite:........
*You then proceed to your angry masturbation*

by Steel Delvin July 26, 2018

Masturbate

What i'll do on your grave :)

I'm gonna masturbate on your grave

by Wowygary October 8, 2019

nasal masturbation

Visiting a bath and body store just to smell all the products.

"The stuff at that bath shop is so expensive, I just go there for some good nasal masturbation."

by omgnakedpeople February 20, 2008

Eye masturbation

When you rub your eye and can't stop

#1:I am bordered, lets itch our eyes and describe what do we see after this weird eye masturbation
#2: heck yeaaa

by I-like-furries February 8, 2022

special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.

Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?

by YAWA September 11, 2022