Hairy Loofa

When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.

dave- you scrub the gooch?"

you-"who needs scrubbing when i've got my girl and the hairy loofa"

by deeznutz123456 July 1, 2011

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Three Loonies

A small, midget male who is also a pedophile. He is called "three loonies" because that is what he uses to entice his prey into his van (rather than candy)

Come straight home after school, Billy. I don't want you to get abducted by three loonies.

by midget man 69 December 7, 2011

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llama loof

when a boy shits a turd so large all the other boys run to the yard to waft that shit

"Did you see that llama loof outside of Stonemason Douglas yesterday?!?!? ...Caleb strikes again..."

by putaslovemeniggashateme September 6, 2015

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common loon

Your typical loon. Someone who has lost their god damn mind.

Girl: *rants*
Me: you are the definition of the common loon

by Zooicidal Zebra June 4, 2016

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a)an offensive description of Monica Lewinsky by Hillary Clinton, stemming from Lewinsky's involvement with Bill Clinton

b) a female combination of Charles Manson and Ted Bundy in terms of deviant criminal behavior

as far as narcissistic looney toon def b), the best epitome I can up with to date is Ailleen Wuornos, brilliantly portrayed by Charlize Theron in the move Monster

by Sexydimma October 10, 2016

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