When your turd is stuck halfway out of your anus, and won't successfully pinch. Therefore hanging out of the anus in constant flux within and without you. And then you jizz.
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Get the bap the load mug.1. The least of the last when considering male hierarchy. I.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude,….incel, Z-Load.
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2. The last little bit of sperm that leaks from a failed condom causing accidental pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using only basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
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