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Life

A story filled with hilarious circumstances that leave you not know whether to laugh or cry.
Fork everyone and everything life is a bitch. Eat ice cream.
by Holyforkingshirtballs February 2, 2019
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person1: life sucks
person2: its so pointless and painful
person1: i think i know how to fix this!
person2: how?!
person1: lets party!!
by fangirl2.0 January 25, 2019
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Life

Life is when you try to get a good enough job to have enough money to experience happiness for a brief moment and then you die there is nothing to life it is just plain and suffering until the sweet sweet release of death.
I sometimes wonder if we are just on this world to suffer is there no true meaning to life are we all just waiting until death?
by IWannaDieEveryDay June 13, 2018
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Life itself is a mystery but I can tell u about my life my friends my ex’s life my sisters, mothers,fathers,grandparents. I bet ur thinking “what’s the mystery then”. It’s how we’re alive how were made how were thought like what made my parents want and think to have a kid if they didn’t have that thought if it just slipped there mind I wouldnt be alive like y didn’t they adopt that’s the mystery all the questions probably cant be answered I know for a fact my mom doesn’t know the exact moment she thought I want a another kid and that’s scary
Life is the only mystery Sherlock Holmes couldn’t solve
by Notsoperfectalana April 14, 2019
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m0m, wHat iS lifE? I maDe YoU s0 yOu cAN dIE
by YO OBESE BRITISH MUM, Bitchque November 17, 2018
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by meowmeowkittycats September 29, 2011
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Life is for pussies death is a real mans sport
by Slavvymcslavslav February 5, 2020
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