Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.
by darkfish June 10, 2011
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Get the Lad mug.The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.
Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!
Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.
Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.
Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
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Also can be used to asert domince on the battlefield
You must also be a brain licking lad by licking on juices slowly for hours
Also can be used to asert domince on the battlefield
You must also be a brain licking lad by licking on juices slowly for hours
by Meghalaya November 23, 2021
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Modern British & Australian Definition: a good manly bloke.
Sydney Definition: Wannabe skinny thug, similar to eshay.
Modern British & Australian Definition: a good manly bloke.
Sydney Definition: Wannabe skinny thug, similar to eshay.
"Hes only a wee lad" - Young male
"Yeah but what about Johnno?"
"Oh yeah, he's an absolute lad." - Good fella
"Oi ya lad. I'll fuk you up" - Wannabe skinny thug
"Yeah but what about Johnno?"
"Oh yeah, he's an absolute lad." - Good fella
"Oi ya lad. I'll fuk you up" - Wannabe skinny thug
by dennooo January 31, 2023
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James: "Lad points for anybody who asks out that fit bird over there."
Steve: *proceeds to ask out that fit bird over there"
Steve: *proceeds to ask out that fit bird over there"
by shalkh October 8, 2025
Get the Lad points mug.The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.
Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.
Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk
Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them
Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition
Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots
Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it
Door Slammer: Slams doors at night
Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr
Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back
Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal
Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread
Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat
Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.
Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk
Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them
Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition
Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots
Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it
Door Slammer: Slams doors at night
Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr
Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back
Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal
Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread
Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat
Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019
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