Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

Confey lads

Confey lads are the maddest cunts in Ireland they are the number 1 gang in Ireland they have shanks by their dicks and they give themselves circumcisions and they fucked up the Lucan lads yup Confey don’t fuck w em gang shit

Confey lads are a different breed

by fartquad breezy September 21, 2019

ladding about

A group of rowdy blokes who are half tanked hooning around town, harassing defenceless women.

I went out the other night and felt I spent the whole night avoiding all these dudes ladding about.

by The Grumpy Matt April 3, 2016

yoinks lads

It’s what my ex said when se told me she stil loved me but not fully

Ik heb nu iets van Yoinks lads blijf bij mij

by Sara’s uitspraak October 8, 2019

dont even joke lad

dont even

bro: wanna hear a joke

me: dont even joke lad

by femboy fucker123 August 7, 2025

Aims lad

A 5’2 hated guy with a love for causing arguments and chicken nuggets.

Oh wait, be careful there is aims lad over there.

by Joemac May 25, 2021

biro lad

when in the library at university you observe someone who goes through an entire biro pen in 13 hours. True lad.

Dude did you see that biro lad? He's on biro number 2 and its only 8pm!

by cheeky charlie 18 January 17, 2011