Laying Train Tracks

The act of masturbating and defecating simultaneously.

"Where did Matt Richardson go?"

"Oh, he's laying train tracks in the bathroom!"

by dwinters November 19, 2015

lay down and wear it

owning up to a misfortune or bad mistake.

person1:man i just lost $500 gambling
person2:lay down and wear it!!!!!!!!!

by sbeezy March 24, 2009

Utsuho Lays Eggs

A statement implying that Utsuho Reiuji from the Touhou Project series lays eggs (as she is a bird)

this is also used as one of UtsuhoRocks' catchphrases who popularized the phrase

UtsuhoRocks: Utsuho Lays Eggs

by Unyuron March 18, 2021

Lai Van thang

A type of person who is dumb and an idoit, who he/she should die if they know him or they are him

I would rather die than meeting Lai Van Thang

by Fried_Rice78 October 15, 2018

Laying down pipe

To fuck a girl from behind with a cock 8 inches or longer

I was laying down pipe on Emily last night

by BigDickDaddy615537 August 06, 2017

lay some scratch

Leaving a shit stain in your tighty whitey's. Usually brought on by farting a lil too hard!

Man Ed layed some schratch in his underwear today!

by mooseknuckles November 14, 2002

play by play lay

A person that, during sex, feels the need to explain to you everything, action, and detail that he or she is doing at that moment or going to do next.

Dirk- " After if slide my cock into your wet puss im gonna lick your titties at the same time with great excitement and aggression." Tina - " Just shut your fucking face and lets just fucking fuck. No play by play lay please."

by Tracyauto September 04, 2008