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Kong

A stalker who happens to also be hot/attractive.

Origin: the stalker character from the Thai movie " Ghost of Mae Nak " played by Thanadet Meeprasert.
Edward from Twilight is such a Kong.

It is one thing to have stalkers, but having kongs are the most confusing thing ever.
by Hanayura September 18, 2023
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Hong Kong Observatory

Hong Kong Observatory is a part of Environment and Ecology Bureau(EEB),it is so useless that even the whole Hong Kong is flooded,we still need to go school or work.It is famous for the Li's field.The chance of typhoon no.8-10 during school day is 0%.
A:I hope there will be a typhoon tomorrow
B:Go dream la,even there is, the Hong Kong Observatory wont let us have rest.
by MTR GUY September 29, 2023
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Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
by JackHang69 October 6, 2023
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Donkey Kong Country Returns

Donkey Kong Country Returns Is a 2 and a half D platformer Released for the Nintendo Wii. It Is the fourth game In the Donkey Kong country franchise and the first to not be developed by Rare. It was developed by Retro studios. In It the Kongs must recover there stolen hoard from a new group of

villains Named the Tiki Tak Tribe. They are demon

like tikis that resemble musical instruments that hypnotize beasts and battle the kongs with them. They are:Krazy Kalimba, Maraca Gang, Gong-Oh, Banjo Bottom, Wacky Pipes, Xylobone And Cordian respectively. There are 8 worlds the Kongs venture through In this game they are: Jungle, Beach, Ruins, Cave,Forest, Cliff, Factory, Volcano.

It had a remake on the 3DS A few years after the original Wii version came out.

World 1: Jungle

World 2: Beach

World 3:
by Eovercast April 16, 2024
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Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.
"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone
by kalanjs May 2, 2024
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Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.
I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.
by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024
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Carlsbad King Kong

The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.
I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.
by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024
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