wobbly keyboard

the effect that cyber chat or spending time inworld in a MMORPG with a woman can have on a man's "member" and his ability to type

Dancing with her in Second lLife, grinding her avatar butt up against me, gave me a seriously wobbly keyboard.

Yeah, but what a way to go!

by Karmannghia McGinnis October 11, 2011

keyboard condom

Any of a number of possible repellers or absorbers (i.e., a sheet of plastic wrap, towel, T-shirt, underwear, magazine, etc.) that is placed on a laptop keyboard to protect it from ejaculate when one is having video sex with an online partner.

I was videosexing with my girlfriend on Gchat, so I snatched my boxers for a keyboard condom over so it wouldn't short out after I screencreamed.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

Keyboard Commando

Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"

Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.

by Den-bot February 13, 2005

Keyboard worrier.

Some one who caps locks you in an argument and thinks they are great for being able to. And also only makes fun of you on the internet and doesn't say it to your face.

Example: Stop caps locking me and thinking your the best... You little keyboard worrier.

by sparkleyes10 May 16, 2013

kekoa

the most beautiful girl in the world she has no drama and loves her friends she’s so sweet and kind hearted she’s such an amazing girl to be around she is very popular and cute she dresses sheek and she has beautiful long soft hair

hey was that Kekoa she’s so pretty and has nice hair

by Tenzinbaby November 28, 2018

kekkOWNED

From the Japanese kekkon, meaning marriage and the English owned, meaning defeat.
To ruin one's life by deciding to get married too young and/or to someone who ensures one's lifelong misery.

"Hey, did you hear that Ken proposed to Barbie?"
"Are you kidding? They're only 19!"
"I know... Plus, she's a controlling bitch, she takes all his money, and all his friends hate her."
"Wow, that poor bastard's gonna get kekkOWNED!"

by rd monogatari July 30, 2007

kenko

To kenko something is to overdo it to the point of sadness mostly related to studying and revising and named after a guy called kenko who studies too much.

"Oh man, I kenkoed that test"
"Nah you probably sagared it"

by potatobabe November 10, 2012