keybodasm

Keybodasm (kē-bō-dăs-ŭm)

v. The act of actively smashing one's head onto one's keyboard.

n. The event of having one's head smashed onto a keyboard.

I had a minor keybodasm.

by TheKeybodasm November 3, 2013

Keyboarding

The act of ones ejaculant hitting the keyboard during masturbation.

"I ended keyboarding after the date ended so badly and got it everywhere"

by CokeCowboy June 10, 2014

keyboard of shame

Keyboard of shame is any iOS app that has not been updated to support iOS 7 and still uses the old interface style.

There are a lot of apps, such as Trainyard, still on the store, some of them suffering from app rot have the keyboard of shame.

by Klaser February 28, 2014

keyballs

The ability and willingness to strongly state opinions while safely sitting behind a computer/smartphone keyboard.

It really took some keyballs to post that. Good thing he is 200 Miles away and does not know your real name.

by Ksoroch November 16, 2014

Keyboard Shuffle

When you're sitting next to a friend on the computer and want to mess with them so your fingers do a little dance on the keyboard to annoy them

Yeah I kept annoying Kyle by doing the Keyboard Shuffle to him.

by spa1645 February 10, 2015

keybage

the sometimes scary stuff that seems to accumulate under a keyboard, don't ask case we are not talking dust 'bunnies'.

my keyboard sit off my desk and after that last 32 hour coding session i found some nasty keybage underneath.

by jonnybigtime March 27, 2015

Keyboard Slap

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.

I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap

by Klfeeedome November 2, 2015