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Joel

Joel is a common name of someone who has an abnormally small weiner. They have a genetic predisposition for being terrible lovers, communicators, and horrible at remembering names. They often claim expertise in many fields, however express no knowledge whatsoever. A typical Joel owns a truck without 4WD, dates white girls, and enjoys a finger or 3 in their own poop chute.
by Jim Stephensen November 23, 2021
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Joel

An sick ripped Italian cunt with a Greek god physique
Man, I want to be Joel
by Joeldurt12436 November 24, 2021
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Joel

Probably one of the most annoying people in the world. He always talks about "his massive cock", but everyone knows that he does not have that kind of shlong. Still, he is the best pain in the arse that could ever happen to you <3!
Is your name Joel? Because you seem pretty dumb
by FarmerCool November 24, 2021
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Dirty joel

A dirty joel is when your drunk walking home from town you can't stop the urges from taking over and you find a random bush on someone's lawn to have a wank.
Oh man I got so drunk last night I done a dirty joel
by Shrekalosi November 24, 2021
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Joel

A Blind smeared goat that's completely a dunce and retarded and sits at home, and is a freeloader. He also claims other people's assets when they were hard for it
Your being a joel right now
by Abrahambamidele July 18, 2024
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Joel

He does not follow the rules. He is the one running the chaos, sitting behind that computer.. watching it unfold. He is the reason everything is going chaotic. He is the one running it all.

Also known as the game-master of the 2024 video game Helldivers 2 who runs the galactic war and makes MOs, starts defenses, etc
"Oh god this world is so chaotic right now.."
"Blame Joel!"
"Blame who?"
"Joel! He's the reason why everything is chaotic!"
by isntdylanvibing July 25, 2024
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Joel Mingle

Everyone knows Joel Mingle, He's Fit
by AJTHEBOLD July 29, 2024
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