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jewish

1. An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason. To cheat someone out of something having the ideas that jews are stingy. Doing shitty things to people. Being shitty or petty doing knifing scandalous stuff. Can also be called a Jew.
Sally: He was an asshole for no reason.

Jan: Yeah that was pretty jewish

Sam: Ur a shitty friend, Dan. A fkg Jew
by Trixxy Crisp September 14, 2023
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National Jewish Bread Day

celebrated on July 1st, national jewish bread day is a very special tradition to the people of Alpha Cat, however, can be celebrated by anyone.
You know what day it is
Its National Jewish Bread Day!
by KaleemCat September 5, 2020
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Jewish Star

when someone 5 stars your boob
"When i was babysitting the damn kid jewish starred me!"
by lock-and-kee June 30, 2017
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Jewish kike bagel

When your playing call of duty multiplayer and your kicking ass then all of a sudden here comes this one Jewish kike begal getting u with a headshot after headshot
Damn Jewish kike bagel got me again with a headshot.
by Lmpease March 14, 2025
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Jewish Nazi

A weird and dark way to say you want to kill yourself. References the fact that Nazis wanted to kill Jews, so a Jewish Nazi would want to kill himself.
Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: Like a Jewish Nazi.
by BlackMesaLabs0 December 6, 2016
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Jewish Piano

Usually a till, used to describe or is a metaphor for stingy Jews
Hold on, let me pull out my Jewish Piano, Ka-Ching Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, go catch the coins!
by monkeydust1234 January 22, 2025
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jewish blowjob

When someone jerks you off during a blowjob and doesn't use enough of there mouth.
Mark : "My girl was giving me a jewish blowjob last night,she barely used her mouth and throat game at all."

Jacob : "Damn playa that sucks"
by KiidBro July 1, 2025
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