The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*
Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
Get the Jewish Juicermug. by 870 boys November 21, 2013
Get the jewish blumpkinmug. Jews are circumcised to show their faith in God and their connection to Abraham. It is a part of the Jewish tradition "Brit Milah".
by bouletman12 October 28, 2025
Get the Jewish Circumcisionmug. by Poothy Popper 3000 January 26, 2022
Get the Jewish Chickenmug. A sexual act depicting a Star of David where an orgy minimum of 6 people lock limbs in a hexagonal position, and creativity begins from there
“Hold on mom, I have to finish this Jewish Carnival I promised my friends”
to which the mother would most likely respond—
“Of course! Take as long as you need!”
to which the mother would most likely respond—
“Of course! Take as long as you need!”
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
Get the Jewish Carnivalmug. If you are short you are probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome
If you are called blake you are also probably a jewish gnome
by dabgodSMT July 24, 2023
Get the Jewish gnomemug. by Lil class at May 26, 2018
Get the jewish liesmug.