Jared

The biggest dick ever in the world. This guy will genuinely make you rethink your life. He is hot as fuck, he is nice, and he is very VERY smart. I would marry him if I had the chance. Jared C’s especially, those will really make your life what you want…

Move, its a Jared. Let him fuck your girlfriends.

by Hailey Stood September 4, 2022

Jared

Handsome, history nerd, loud, kind of lonely, plays fortnite.

Omg I would love to play fortnite with Jared.

by ww2 xd May 10, 2019

jared

The dopest man Alive

1. Hey have you seen Jared?
2. Yeah he was just driving in a Lamborghini

1. Damn he is so cool i wish he was my friend

by Yaboi2443 June 18, 2018

Jared Ellis

To humiliate someone by rejecting them publicly

Person 1: “Eww I don’t want him to bring me flowers”

Person 2: “Jared Ellis his ass!!”

by Keeks maleeks February 25, 2022

jared

a boy who engulfs ballsacks or semen

Oh jared these nuts

by adamleancoma September 3, 2021

Jared

His name starts with J.. that’s a red flag. Probably a cheater. Sneaky liar.

Jared is a cheater and a liar

by Jhurtme November 22, 2021

Jared

A man who will go till the end for his cheese he loves himself and most men do not love themselves like jared leaving jareds lonesome and depressed

Did y'all see jared today I forgot to hand him his paycheck

by Katlynjennerhater69er November 24, 2021