Juan

The almighty horse that stands on a balcony.

Whisper for Juan (he has sensitive ears).

by Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp January 27, 2021

Juan

A smart, amazing, and kind boy who gives off big dick energy. He constantly glows up without trying. He becomes popular without trying. He has so much swag that he radiates it. He gives off good vibes and only has good vibes. He has many female friends but he isn't dating a single one of them. It is hard to get his attention but once you have it he will give you all of it. He bullies his friends jokingly. He has curly brown hair and an amazing personality

Person 1: Are you dating Juan?
Person 2: What no that's my best friend plus he is crushing hard for someone.

by dead_ghost February 9, 2021

juan

super gamer man, has no bitches though

is that juan??

yeah he has nooo bictches

by manlover4ever February 22, 2021

Juan

is n poes

jy juan

by tok5000 March 12, 2021

Juan From Ultimate

Juan is the ultimate nab and is jealous of pitcher cuz pitcher is just better. Juan sucks and umm ye thats it.

Person1: I met a extremely jealous person.
Scorpio: Yea they must be Juan From Ultimate

by ScorpioWyd March 24, 2021

Juan

Juan

Juan

by the real Lil Uzi Vert March 29, 2021

The juan noodle

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.

"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"

by Leefry November 12, 2023