Jordania

A beautiful girl. If you ever get a chance to love a Jordania you are an extremely lucky person. If you have a Jordania don't let her go. She needs to be loved and nurtured.

Hey man have you met Jordania?

She’s such a nice girl.

Jordania by Blazemauui August 23, 2019

Jordan Martyn 

No life loser. Has no friends, typically some what smart but has no social skills. Really really lanky. Gets angry really fast. If you are in 5 metres of him during an anger attack, RUN. Can also be related to anger management. Instantly denies rock solid proof of evidence.

Wow! It's a Jordan Martyn!

Jordan Martyn by Knight: November 10, 2020

The Jordan Belfort

The act of hitting a girl from behind, pulling out, nutting on her ass and then snorting the nut off.

Micheal: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Dan: I gave my girlfriend The Jordan Belfort, and now I can't smell anything!
Micheal: Lucky you! When I tried The Jordan Belfort all I got was a slap in the face!

The Jordan Belfort by Micheal69420lol May 9, 2021

a Jordan 

When a person works late and can't game with their friends

I guess he's pulling a Jordan.

a Jordan by Davechan January 22, 2021

jordan acton potts 

a sub species of martian that trys to fit in with humans always failing they have the same head as e.t amd will allways follow people around

your so strange you act like jordan acton potts

jordan acton potts by jay hitler February 15, 2017

Jordaned 

One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.

dude, you Jordaned my fuckin door! AGAIN!

Jordaned by cnelsngmfi March 2, 2009

Jordan 

One of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. He's intelligent, suave, funny, and an excellent cook that happens to give fantastic massages. His penis also happens to be quite large. If Courage Wolf were a person, this would be him.

"So Jordan texted me earlier today."
"Oh, Jordan? You mean Courage Wolf Guy, right?"
"Yeah, that's the one! The guy with the huge penis I was telling you about. Apparently he's cooking something awesome for me tonight."

Jordan by filthy.flamingo October 16, 2013