fresh jar of skippy

Slang for anal sex following extensive rimming or a good lubing
Q: How was the anal?
A: Smoother than a fresh jar of skippy
by CovidConvo May 26, 2022
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Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."
by Larry A. September 10, 2006
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Jar For Cookie

A Jar in a house of which you insert cookies into to eat later, like a storage for cookies.
a jar for cookie is a jar which containscookies
by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021
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Tard jar

A short bus. A shortened school bus for special needs children.
Check out all them reerees cramming into that tard jar. What kind of shitty field trip could they be going on?
by behebojo September 13, 2022
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JAR JAR JU JA

Use to refer to someone who is respected above all others.

Used to describe the way someone fills about someone(love, hate, etc)
I respect my dad who is my JAR JAR JU JA.

I jar JAR ju ja that girl/boy.
by Ludickrious May 18, 2021
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figure jar

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟
by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021
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Cookie Jar

A smash hit made by the South Korean girl group Red Velvet. Could be interpreted as a song about relaxing and forgetting about the stresses of life by enjoying a sweet treat ie a cookie. #Cookie Jar is used in the same way as #TBT in reference to just enjoying life NOT FISTING
I love the song by red velvet that says “Put your hand in the cookie jar
by BeamMeTheFUCKupScotty August 01, 2022
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