lit issue

some lit ass sex with the person u least expect

aye bruh lisa wit the big nose gave me my lit issue yesterday shit was bangin

by kobracharmer April 19, 2018

Daniel Issa-Moor

One who is known to be strong, generous but also have a cavernous, slack arsehole.

Yo, that guy Daniel Issa-Moor's arsehole is so gaped out, he can't tell if he's shitting or yawning...
Yeah, but such a good host...

by Jtron-01 August 23, 2019

no issue no tissue

Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically

1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face

"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:

A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"

4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were

"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"

Look above cunt
No issue no tissue
Ya happy urban dic

by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019

Dirty Issie

To be f*cked in the ears on both sides by two different people.

"Me and my mate gave this girl a dirty issie yesterday night, her ears are so soft."

by currently shitting <3 uwu October 4, 2021

Skill issue

Skill issue is a word used whenever someone is awful at something you, yourself are better at.

"Michał has such a fucking skill issue, bro couldn't even close a door"
"He can't hit shit lmfao"

by CummanderDuck June 14, 2022

Arse-issist

A narcissist specifically obsessed with their own ass.

Look at that arse-issist over there taking a belfie.

by Shit Phantom January 7, 2023

Rizz Issue

Similar to the term “skill issue” but the person has trouble getting people of the same or opposite gender. But, this is a big exception for people who choose to have no rizz

Person 1: Look at that girl! She has a Rizz Issue! XD
Person 2: No she doesn’t!
Person 1: What do you mean? She definitely does, I’ve never seen her with a girl/guy
Person 2: No ma’m, she CHOSE to have no rizz
Person 1: Wait what
Person 3: Yeah, she’s AroAce
Person 1: Oooh…

by Beenoitz January 17, 2023