Fucking Christmas

A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.

Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?

Man 2: No. I'll do that now.

*watches*

Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...

by Mitch Teh 1337 May 06, 2009

Merry Christmas

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by December 30, 2020

christmas trees

What I say to my dealer when I want some Jack Herrera herbage man.

Hey JJ I need some Christmas trees on the fly.

by Kiwi April 27, 2004

Christmas Zombie

Jesus.

And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.

by Shifty Eyed Goat December 23, 2008

Christmas squirts

When your diarrhea turns from green to red.

A common symptom of the Billy May's flu is the Christmas squirts.

by banjo player #17 October 11, 2009

Christmas Graduate

University student that is kicked out of school halfway through the year due to poor academic performance.

"Where did Charlie go?"

"He got debarred. He's a Christmas Graduate."

by Eugene206 December 06, 2006

Nigger Christmas

.....a term used back in the day, usually after Labor day,when General Motors introduced the new Caddilacs

The pimps,number runners and big dope guys sat around Sylvys barbecue , talking about all the new colors,in anticipation of nigger Christmas

by rick smiff September 09, 2018