Man iron

To yank a wrinkled piece of clothing downward after putting it on, therefore straightening it out (kind of) in the absence of a time-intensive ironing process.

Julie: "Hey Brad, uh, that shirt's kind of wrinkled. You sure you want to wear that to your first date?"

Brad: "Wrinkled? I'll just man iron it!" (Pulls shirt down hard multiple times.)

Julie: "It's still kind of wrinkled. And now the collar's ripped."
Brad: "Women don't really notice these things, right?"

by Wanderfalke September 25, 2010

Iron Butterfly

A girl who appears meek and submissive, but is actually dominant and assertive once she has her partner in a compromising position.

The opposite of a paper tiger.

Watch out for that girl, I heard she's an Iron Butterfly. My friend thought she was a sub, but she had him by the balls once his guard was down.

by Lauren lpsum August 3, 2023

Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.

I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...

by The Chocolate Meat November 26, 2020

Eating iron

To eat dicks or S a D

Malc malc loves eating iron

by Malcmalc July 21, 2014

iron micheal

The art of adding homemade cream to a ladies decreamed breakfast soup.

Linda loved when I iron Michealed her.

by Breakfastsoup July 17, 2017

Iron Addict

Someone who is addicted to the endorphins they get from pumping iron.

He cant go a day without the weights because he craves it like a iron addict

by King Cobraaa November 25, 2021

Steve Irons

The ultimate beyblade champion and member of swan.

“Oh man, did you just see Steve Irons let it rip? He is the coolest of the cool.”

“Steve Irons gets all the ladies. I wish I could beyblade like Steve.”

by Haliax November 23, 2018