kettle iron

The gungy material found around the genetalia of girls who don't subscribe to the theory of personal hygiene. Bears an uncanny resemblance to limescale that forms in the bottom of a kettle - hence kettle iron. See also, fanny batter

Bob was about to tuck into a tasy fish supper, when he noticed Jayne's kettle iron

by Mista O August 7, 2006

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Iron Addict

Someone who is addicted to the endorphins they get from pumping iron.

He cant go a day without the weights because he craves it like a iron addict

by King Cobraaa November 25, 2021

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Hyper-Ironic

being unironic about irony but hiding the true forms of truth or sincerity or the origin of the irony being discussed, inherently actually being ironic, in all cases, like verbally, or situationally, or dramatically, but expressing to the audiences as unironic.

"gUyS,, i"m t0ttAllY b3iNg uN1r0nIc, BuT tRu5t Me WhEn I sAy Th15, Hyper-Ironic iSRAEEEEEELLLLLLL"

by certified.female.person.human November 22, 2022

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Stock iron

A derogatory term used to describe players in the video game Minecraft that are wearing full unenchanted iron armor as opposed to something better such as enchanted diamond armor. It is often used in PvP game modes such as UHCs.

xX_MinecraftGod_Xx (wearing full enchanted diamond armor): lol kill that dude he’s just a stock iron
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*

by Idc48374927 February 6, 2020

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