goodlife thickness

When you buy a gym membership in the new year and never end up using it

its february and i still havent gone to the gym, i guess i bought a goodlife thickness membership

by demdiabetes January 17, 2018

Thick

An ass so big and juicy all the niggas thirsty or not want a peice of it

Damn that white bitch thick asf mah nigga.

by Rainbow titanium unicorn August 29, 2017

Rainbow Thick

A male penis thick as a rainbow and with a flavor to satisfy every taste

Baby, you gonna like it cause I'm Rainbow Thick

by Cuff-NStuff May 27, 2022

Slim Thick

Must meet all of the following criteria:
a) a bitch or female. Can also include transitioned bitches. We’re not bigots.
b) small waist. Absolutely. No. Fatties.
c) a dump truck
d) thighs like Mewtwo.

Teyana Taylor is Slim Thick

by MamblesJambles May 11, 2023

secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden

What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell

by the funny one December 31, 2021

Medium thickness

A viscosity similar to semen

“He glazed my doughnut with medium thickness”

by Woochiemama June 24, 2023

Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018