Drinksgiving

1. (Noun) The most sacred of national holidays

2. (Noun) The Wednesday before Thanksgiving where one make it a personal goal to get proper hammered to the point of self disgust but I don't really remember cuz I was super sauced

3. (Noun) Any day of excessive drinking that compels you to give thanks to your fellow man for creating sweet drunk juice.
-OhEmGee Becky why did you hook up with the one-eye Mexican midget clown?

- It was my first Drinksgiving Tiffany YOLO!
by MamblesJambles November 21, 2018
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Slim Thick

Must meet all of the following criteria:
a) a bitch or female. Can also include transitioned bitches. We’re not bigots.
b) small waist. Absolutely. No. Fatties.
c) a dump truck
d) thighs like Mewtwo.
by MamblesJambles May 11, 2023
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