Instagram

Pressure, objectification and unrealistic

instagram makes me feel pressured, objectified and the images portrayed are unrealistic.

my top 3 words to describe instagram

by sillysamuel May 2, 2024

Instagram reels

Go to site for misinformation, logical fallacies, conspiracies, conclusions drawn from speculation and baseless premises, outright racist and extremist bullshit and is pretty much the deepest, most densely packed collection of the dumbest beings in the observable universe, scientists are still quantifying as to how a black hole hasn’t formed yet.

*science man opens Instagram reels* *dies*

by Daniel De Ferrdo May 25, 2024

Instagone

When you are living with someone and there is no sign at all of unhappiness and then they come home one day and say they don't want to be with you anymore and never come back, or talk, or get most of their things.

1 was going to propose but one day she came home, broke-up with me and now is instagone. 1 dont even know where she lives, what kind of car she drives, or what is happening in her life.

by Versity Variants June 18, 2024

Instagram Comments

Perhaps the most hostile and hateful place on the internet outside of /pol/ on 4chan.

If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.

"The Instagram Reel was literally just some drone footage of Chicago's skyline, but every single comment was something racist. What even provoked that?"

"That's Instagram Comments for you."

by flz_5848 October 17, 2024

Innage

Slot machine slang for the initial amount of money inserted into a slot machine prior to the first spin of a slot-playing session made famous by none other than WBG himself (a.k.a. the World's Biggest Gambler) of the Vegas Matt Team.

It is critical to clearly & loudly declare the innage so that multi-tasking fans with no access to video are able to accurately follow the ebb & flow of monies audibly in the theater of the mind.

by ThePowerOfChrisCompelsYou November 21, 2024

INATG

Acronym for "I Need A Throat Goat" used on social media to let users know poster is looking for a "throat goat"

Person 1: Nate just posted INATG on his IG page.

Person 2: Really? I think I'm going to DM him.

Person 1: Yeah you'd be perfect seeing as you have no gag reflex.

Person 2: 🤗

by Lexii Bae December 22, 2024

InstaGrat

1.) A "brat" persona (possibly involving instant celebrity) social media personality often with a mostly inflated, self-perceived meteoric rise to fame and social influence;

2.) The instant regret / hangover one feels at closely aligning with such a person as defined in the first definition herewith;

and/or the "hashtag regret" one feels following a particularly humiliating and/or regrettable social media gaffe / online faux pas / aka regretti spaghetti scenario, situation, condition and/or set of conditions;

3) "Instant gratification" shorthand that usually leads to shame and/or regret later, though possibly could simply be that what is full of such speedy gratification without those complicated feelings (context and time may tell)

1.) That person in the squirrel furbies getup who is riffing on or copying the traveling gnome photolog thing is such an InstaGrat!

2) "Dude, my feelings of shame and embarrassment are are tantamount to InstaGrat level!" Or "My InstaGrat at having known that over-posting social media ho/slammer person is immense and worse than a bad hangover."

3) Posting that image was so satisfying that I was instagrat-ified!

by ArtfulFille December 26, 2024