internet maintenance day

On June 4, the internet gets completely shut off in China. Guess what else happened in June 4, 1989, in Tiananmen Square? Absolutely nothing. Very coincidental.

Yang: Oh it's internet maintenance day! Nothing happened on June 4!

by an entity currently living October 5, 2021

Internet Fart

A internet fart is when you turn on your mic at a unexpected time emitting a strange sound that emulates the passing of gas.

"Kody! Stop Internet Farting!"

by canyoufeelthedaylickingourskin October 12, 2021

Internet Surfer

Beautiful internet person you fall in love with based off of social media. Will probably never create a real meaningful relationship with then

Found a new internet surfer on Instagram today, way out of my league

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

many internets

A form of kudos given to someone who is a ninja at finding things on the internet, or placing internet pop culture references.

Kane: Dude, I actually found a .txt copy of that book that was in episode 2 of that show i forgot the name of!

Ken: Many internets to you my son.

by kp1 June 25, 2009

Walmart Internet

Internet that is sub par or Shitty as the kids say. Your internet will probably not be working when you're trying to watch internet porn or play the newest installment of Call of Duty.

Guy 1: Hey Fuckin hurry your ass up and get in our game
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET

by Killzonebear September 24, 2014

toaster internet

A online user who decides it's cool to play games when they have the internet speed of a Toaster that is toasting toast.

I'm playing Super Mario Maker 2 Online. But it takes forever, someone has toaster internet

by Tigg-E July 2, 2019

under the internet

to transfer something over an internal network or intranet.

hey man can you send me that word document under the internet

by extremely_flammable July 24, 2010