You think my life Is Beautiful but it's Coming into an end in reality

people think you are happy but reality you ain't

I'll be honest you think my life Is Beautiful but it's Coming into an end in reality

by 459395 March 4, 2022

Snip, snip, and into the Roomba

When you cut dead weight out of your life and get rid of it for good

referring to the vacuum robot product, the Roomba

"He hasn't texted me back in 2 days"
"girl! snip, snip, and into the Roomba"

by Bossbitch379 November 12, 2018

Pissing your money into the wind

spending money on alcohol even if you shouldn't drink

my parents kicked me out when i was pissing my money into the wind.

by Troy December 15, 2003

pump a chunky into the mote

To relieve one's bowels.

Following the Mahatma Gandhi memorial lecture on Thursday evening, Jane had ingested fifteen White Castle chesseburgers and a chocolate shake, so the first thing she did Friday morning was pump a chunky into the mote.

by Will B. September 12, 2005

gettin into

The act of which you will be doing at a future time. Also used as a past tense, for what you have already done

what u gettin into for lunch, oh i already got into some taco bell

by Mr. Shaw August 21, 2007

intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!

by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006

infopornagrapher

someone who contributes nothing but useless information that takes up valuble space in your head and makes you more stupid just by listening to them

Rachel is an infopornagrapher, she can never say anything valuble to contribute to any conversation and anything she says just makes us all dumber.

by Antonio Gates October 29, 2007