Shopping Shart

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.

I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.

by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019

vaccine shopping

the desire to only be vaccinated with a certain vaccine that one considers superior

I am a little skeptical about this whole vaccine thing, I will be waiting a bit, vaccine shopping if you will.

by slweeb April 17, 2021

shop story

A shop story is a good story involving retail thriftiness. It usually involves saving vast amounts of unexpected money on a major purchase or purchases. It can involve a really good sale or it can involve a deal no one else can match.

I went to the store yesteday and purchased a $120 chair for fifty bucks. The details are a good shop story.

by kat51 May 12, 2009

$2 shop

A variety or discount shop, that is known for selling low cost goods.

Ranging from home luxury items, to party decorations, alongside toys and kitchen utensils.

"Let's go to the $2 shop to buy some cheap things."

by Sirenwatcher May 23, 2017

gin shopping

Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.

"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"

by Chester P. January 8, 2013

Shop cunt

A woman who works in the office of a male dominate profession that thinks she runs the place.

The shop cunt took away Jeff's paid smoke breaks.

by George the pilot May 2, 2018

Shopping Season

A time when sexual predators search for young women and men to pimp out. Usually in the months of October and November, girls and boys are drugged at parties and recorded doing sexual acts in order to be blackmailed.

Pimp 1: Aye playas where they hoes at?
Pimp 2: lets hit this party, it’s shopping season. I’m sure we’ll find some new hoes.

by Sleepwoke21 November 2, 2019