Australian slang term used to imply that someone is completely crackers. An analogy used to convey a state of insanity, possibly catalysed by heavy consumption of legal or illegal substances.
eg1. Policeman: He threatened the victim with a spork, held her hostage and demanded the ransom be paid in bananas... He was captain rats.
eg2. Josef Fritzl is captain rats.
eg2. Josef Fritzl is captain rats.
by Coco schmoko September 04, 2009
The most demonstrative, awful type of person who looks like they would engage in the lewd and disgusting act of having unconsentual sex with a rodent.
Did you see that douchebag hitting on me earlier? I would have given him my number, but he looked like a rat raper, so I declined.
by Sara Jacobsen February 08, 2006
cum rat: white rat the color of cum, usually very sticky specimen, wouldn't recommend touching this specimen if spotted
by nibbacoldnibbasaucerat July 26, 2019
1. A bitch (nasty person) who has rat features (teeth, general stance etc), or who has rat like qualities (high pitched squeak, high heart rate etc).
2. Applied to women with rather meaty vaginas.
2. Applied to women with rather meaty vaginas.
by billjim December 04, 2006
by Goody G January 31, 2007
A fashion rat is a dog owned by someone purely to accentuate or enhance an outfit, look or style. These are mainly attributed to groups of mincers, widows, rich wags and rude boys.
Apart from the rude boy fashion rats these dogs are easily identified by being small and easily killed with a single kick and will piss all over there owner with a well timed loud and surprising shout. These half-dogs when carried are often like a third mincey arm waving around in an over-the-shoulder bum bag. They can also be described as yappa-type-dogs or pointless. These dogs however, are possessed with an amazing psychic link that activates upon ownership. This allows the owner the ability to express the dogs feelings and oppinions to the world through themselves. These dogs will always have names to match such as 'foo-fi' or 'mr shaky'.
The newest edition to the dog accessory range is the rude boy fashion rat, usually a mean, dangerous or illegal dog used to stop or cause trouble. Often attributed to small time dealers. These dogs also have apt names like 'biggie' or 'brep!'
Apart from the rude boy fashion rats these dogs are easily identified by being small and easily killed with a single kick and will piss all over there owner with a well timed loud and surprising shout. These half-dogs when carried are often like a third mincey arm waving around in an over-the-shoulder bum bag. They can also be described as yappa-type-dogs or pointless. These dogs however, are possessed with an amazing psychic link that activates upon ownership. This allows the owner the ability to express the dogs feelings and oppinions to the world through themselves. These dogs will always have names to match such as 'foo-fi' or 'mr shaky'.
The newest edition to the dog accessory range is the rude boy fashion rat, usually a mean, dangerous or illegal dog used to stop or cause trouble. Often attributed to small time dealers. These dogs also have apt names like 'biggie' or 'brep!'
Norm: Check out that mincey faggot ball's dog.
Linda: Thats not a dog its a Fashion rat.
Norm: I bet I can make it piss all over him.
Linda: Thats not a dog its a Fashion rat.
Norm: I bet I can make it piss all over him.
by Boglin August 27, 2009
by teej haystack May 24, 2014