albino mud

slang for cum

guy 1: oh you should've saw courtney last night! my albino mud was dripping all over her face!

guy 2: shit, dude. that sounded like a fun time.

by constipated rn lol December 13, 2020

Mud coin

The rare coin found in the bum crack of a middle aged man, typically found during a vigorous wash.

Hey Jo, I just had a shower and I wash washing my nethers and I think a mud coin dropped out of my anus.

Jo says, “How much do you think it’s worth?”

by hasto75 January 9, 2021

Mud luggage

The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.

Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

Mud Mower

A Altoona redneck term used by the Altoona bums when they can’t afford a car, also known as a romper or mud tractor.

Damn PonyBoy you got the Mud Mower out. Let’s go to the woods and slang sum mud..

by Mowers and femalez March 31, 2021

Mud Saddle

When you try to pull an upper decker and miss then hit the seat causing a mud saddle

" I wanted to leave an upper decker for the guy who mud saddled me, but I missed and left a fresh mus saddle"

by mama lucien March 26, 2005

mud sucked

Trapped with no where to go. You ever walk through deep mud? It's very easy for your foot to get vacuum-locked in the mud. People call this getting "mud sucked". The term is used as a metaphor some times.

In the Seal Team series season 5, episode 6, before entering a Conex box when an enemy attack was imminent, Jason said to Ray: "Hold security here, I don't want to get mud sucked"

by Bosundave121 December 4, 2021

mud hens

1. a minor league baseball team in toledo, ohio

2. produced detroit tigers such as c-mo, brandon inge, and joel zumaya

the toledo mud hens, aren't they the team who have won back-to-back governors' cups

by jimmy ocho y uno July 3, 2007