hood poor

The opposite of hood rich. Your credit has gone so horrendous that you can no longer buy the items that you desire and IRS is after your ass. You don't have any more cash to spare for weed. Your mom is enough of you and kicks you out of her basement.

Yo did ya hear my buddy Jerome is so fuckin' hood poor, nigga can't even afford a single shot last saturday

by Oriental Memes March 12, 2017

Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.

Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin

by trippynicki May 24, 2021

brobin hood

Bro who takes from his parents to buy his friends beer and shit.

"Mack totally bought all the rounds last night. And the Pot. And the gas. He's so generous."

"Nah, he's a Brobin Hood. His Dad's a hotshot lawyer. There's no way he could've covered all that working at Taco Bell."

by SaucyMcMuffin May 18, 2014

Yellow Hood

Basically, chinatown. Or a place where there are a lot asians (specifically southeast asian).

Guy 1. "Yo, where are we meeting up for some good grub tonight?"
Guy 2. "Let's go to the yellow hood, there is a lot to choose from and the food is good and cheap."

Riceboy 1. "What happened to your modded Integra??"
Riceboy 2. "Some thugs must have followed me home from the yellow hood and stole it."
Riceboy 1. "That's what you get for having a nice rice beater."

by orangeneck October 4, 2019

hood wagon

A group of ghetto friends who follow behind you while you look for girls.

"Don't worry girl, that's just my Hood Wagon following us."

by 66thave August 3, 2015

hood good

when food from a nice less diverse area taste really good and authentic, like those little hole in the wall authentic restaurants in more "hoodish" areas, same or better taste without actually having to go there.

friend 1: are you going to get chipotle? friend 2: Nah, I'm going to this place in down town, their burritos are hood good.

by iheartfalafel May 30, 2015

Hood mentality

Will Flack

Ross: will struts around with his hood mentality thinking he's got a better apprenticeship than me

by Rossykins69 April 15, 2022