Dutch Valentine

A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.
"Wow, Anat and Shahar really had a Dutch Valentine, eh?"
by Zombiefruit February 06, 2019
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Dutch Guitar

Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.

Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.
I had to jump in the shower to untangle my Dutch Guitar
by Throbbing Tromboner March 04, 2022
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dutch tea

When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.
Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.

Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.
by Van Dammit February 25, 2015
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Dutch Inhaler

The process of inhaling a fart via anus
"That bitch got a nice ass im tryna give her a dutch inhaler"
by EmptyAnnex August 22, 2018
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Dutch Igloo

When one person traps a fart in a fridge and leaves it for the next person to smell.
I totally opened the fridge to Paul's Dutch Igloo this morning.
Mike's Dutch Igloo turned all of our produce brown.
by tallmangram January 23, 2019
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Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
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Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.
Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.
by Yeet90 November 16, 2020
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