A town that is unheard of. It contains white people who think they're ghetto and emo. AKA: posers. Most of the kids in the high school are losers.
John: Where do you go?
Lauren: Wood- Ridge high school
John: Oh, so you're an emo whore?
Lauren: Yes, that's right. I can schedule you during my 20 minute lunch on Wednesday. That'll be $100.
Lauren: Wood- Ridge high school
John: Oh, so you're an emo whore?
Lauren: Yes, that's right. I can schedule you during my 20 minute lunch on Wednesday. That'll be $100.
by Wouldn't u like 2 know January 16, 2005
1. When your pocket rocket prepares to blast off to planet poontang.
2. To gather the secondary xylem of trees and shrubs.
2. To gather the secondary xylem of trees and shrubs.
by Ciepher May 15, 2006
Where I'm from. People from outside Bergen/Hudson/Passaic counties constantly confuse it with Woodbridge, which sucks because we're maybe 1/10th the size and none of our mayors have ascended to the title of "faggiest state governor in American history." Lots of little white emo kids, usually Italian, Irish, or Polish with parents who grew up in Hudson County or somewhere else nearby. Also originally home to Frankie Muniz and that pigeon lady, but I think she's supposed to move out by next year? Far from the ghetto, but farther from the rolling hills of suburbia in upper Bergen County. Solid middle and/or working class for the most part. The entire west side of the town is an industrial dump bordered by a nice little wooded area where you can go drinking but they're putting a goddamned strip mall with mini McMansions and a middle school in there now.
Wood-Ridge is a small town with a lot of old people and a lot of emo kids. Wesmont sucks though, Curtiss-Wright was a great place to go get drunk and do shit.
by someone18 September 09, 2006
A marketable product involving pine cones and peanut butter. (originated in Strong Bad E-mail #91 at HomestarRunner.com)
by Mary Mangan January 12, 2004
Plays golf, tends to be a man-whore, sleeps around, isn't very faithful, not very good at lying or cheating. Always gets caught. Obviously a dick.
by Nikki6969 December 25, 2009
when a dude is out on the dance floor, grinding with someone, and he gets a hard-on. most commonly associated with 13 year olds, anime fans, and 30 year olds who still live in their parents' basements.
by Grant, Colin, and Dan February 20, 2006
An ASIAN/African-American professional golfer who attended Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA but dropped out, only to become the second most successful college drop-out in recent history (wanna guess who #1 is?).
I watched in amazement the other day as Tiger Woods absolutely destroyed those country club boys at the golf tournament.
by Oprah March 09, 2003