incestalicious

adj- the quality of being so absurdly attractive as to legitimately incite a desire to commit an incestuous act

"Dude, you should really think about f'in your sister cause she is incestalicious!"
"Who could blame Jon Voight for thinking his daughter is incestalicious?"
"Oedipus was a sick bastard because no one thought Jocasta was incestalicious and he still slammed her."

by artvandelet September 23, 2005

intestate

The act of not leaving your testicles to anyone in your will, but rather desiring they be buried with you.

They may not be much use at my age but by God as sure as they hang to my kneecaps I'm going to die intestate and take them with me.

by harry flashman July 21, 2003

Inception Bomb

A shot, inside of a shot, inside of another shot.

Next time you're getting hammered, take it to the next level with an Inception Bomb, It's sort of like an Irish car bomb, but one shot better.

by Sweeturkraut August 12, 2012

Crab Infested Cuntcake

A slutty woman that is infact infested with pubic crabs.

"That crab infested cuntcake stole my boyfriend! It's alright, crabs are highly contagious!"

by Jaygie July 30, 2007

Incestmolestfest

A festival of love involving at least 6 parties who are related in some way. This amazing event may bridge the gap of statutory rape many times over.

This holiday I will be attending the best incestmolestfest out west. Lest you request a bill for the mess, I will have you know it will be the best. Sisters and mothers, fathers and brothers, all are welcome to the incestmolestfest.

by Blotcht August 26, 2014

infesticles

Testicles infested with anything.

<Pudged> Oh my dog! I have infesticles!
<LampShade> What from?!
<Pudged> Worms, lice, cancer and little green space men!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

Intesticles

A combination of intense and testicles, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or testicles.

Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010