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Human Purse

The act of carrying a Hermaphrodite by its weiner while it's tucked into it's own vagina.
Why don't you carry me like a Human Purse. Or. The handle of my human purse broke off, so I had to get a new one.
by Matthew James Williams August 4, 2007
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human buckaroo

A party game invented in 1999 by a local hero Thompson. it involves placing objects found in the home during the latter stages of a party on top of who people begin to larry out. whoever makes the victim wake/move (BUCK) is the loser and has to perform a dare
Dude 1: hey man (insert name here) is asleep lets play human buckaroo

Dude 2: yeh man lets but frozen food down his pants
by El capitain September 13, 2005
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Human Vibrator

When fucking an epileptic bitch, flip on your strobe light and sit back no-hands while she seizes the shit out of you.
I borrowed your strobe light for the Human Vibrator with Angela.
by Steve Shifty Shaft January 17, 2011
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Humaam

Humaam ! You are awesome !
by omnomh2 June 18, 2011
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human

by Carbon Based April 4, 2005
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Human Vacuum

One who sucks many a dick, much like a vacuum sucks up dirt. Most of the time it is a woman.
Example 1
Bill : I heard that broads a real human vacuum.
Franky : Yeah, she sucks a lot of cock.
Example 2
Bill (the cox) Clinton : Wow, i'll tell you, Monica is one hell of a human vacuum.
by pete samprass (nick and les) January 22, 2009
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