fuzzy hands

Pertains to a human or animal with extremities located at the end their arms which have a frizzy, fluffy, or frayed texture and appearance.

Monkey: Why are you so interested in my fuzzy hands??

by Monkey.Boy July 31, 2011

Detroit Handshake

A lap-dance with a hand applied happy ending at one of Detroit's famous gentlman's clubs.

Dave left the Booby Trap on 8-mile with a smile on his face last night. What happened? One of the dancer's in their gave him a Detroit Handshake.

by Motor City Michael February 5, 2010

universally handsome

1. Being sexually or physically appealing to people no matter your ethnicity or a person's usual general preference.

2. Someone considered good-looking no matter what country they are in.

My friend finally met the Italian that I'd been telling her about. Though our tastes in guys usually differ, she had to agree that he was hot stuff. I thought up the word "universally handsome" to describe our mutual appreciation.

by cdbb September 8, 2008

handsworth fireworks

Handsworth fireworks refers to the orange glowing embers that are visible when lighting or tapping a spliff in the dark. Also, can be used for anything similar, ie: flicking a cigarette. Originates from the high levels of marijuana use in Handsworth.

1. Watch out, you get those handsworth fireworks on your jeans and you'll get a hot rock hole.

by JoeDMan May 28, 2006

Handislapped

1.A handicapped person.
2.A handicapped parking spot
3. A ticket you get for parking in a handicapped parking spot.

Hey Jed, would you bone that chick even though shes handislapped?

I can't park there because its handislapped.

by Curtiss December 29, 2006

Handsome Bastard

An ikemen in a hentai that is alpha, naughty, sexy, muscular, and most importantly, HORNY AS FUCK. The equivalent of the bad boy every girl wants to screw. He has a voice as hot as Levi and some mad fingering skills.

Girl 1: I'm so sick of seeing ugly bastards, dumb virgins with milfs, and beta losers in a harem
Girl 2: Have you seen the new firefighter hentai? Petition for hanime to start a handsome bastard tag!

by wanglinkai February 10, 2021

halo hands

A series of unsightly abrasions to the hands and wrists as a result of frequent contact with a hard surface such as a wall or floor. Commonly found in people with short tempers or Halo 3.

Bob: "Dammit dude I died again!!" (smashes ground)

Jimmy: "You should really learn to control your temper: your hand's lookin pretty bad"

Bob: "Yup, the doc says I got halo hands and theres no known cure... Now shut the fuck up and let me play!" (dies again)

Bob: (Towards tv monitor) "You fucking faggot, I was arguing with this deuche sitting next to me!!!"(pounds tv monitor)CRUNCH!!!!....

Bob: Oh fuck, I broke the tv. I've really gotta get some help for this."

by MR. AWESOME!!! March 17, 2008