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Honedge

When two males with erections get naked and fight to the death with their "Honedges"
Hey, let's Honedge!

No, that's gay!
by SoulGold December 27, 2013
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panty hose tag

we're not sure, but it's pretty suspect behavior, that's for damn sure.
"Mike! Quit playing panty hose tag with the vicar and get in here this instant!"
by 7B-Boys December 14, 2008
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dorkel-hose

The shaft of a penis. Also another name for a dickhead.
Joe is a real dorkel-hose for going to the prom with a freshman.
by Wes April 28, 2007
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Cocaine hose

A female places powdered donuts in anus and farts out the sugar
Give me a cocaine hose, i want some sugar.
by J Treezy June 9, 2011
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hose bag

"some that has sex for money or someone that has sex a lot"
"Man, I stuck my hose in her bag the other day"
by sexylady February 24, 2005
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Hoed-in

Hoed-in is a way of saying you're going to be snowed-in with a Ho, during a temporary time when there will be a significant snowfall, such as when a blizzard or snow warning is fore-cast for your area, over the weekend.

Although someone who's got no game can ruin the perfect opportunity -- usually being hoed-in is the antidote to cabin fever, as you plan ahead for the get together, once you already heard the fore-cast of snow conditions (harsh snow conditions which make everyone less inclined to be outdoors anyhow).

In theory a snowfall would last only a few days at most, and then the session would lead to a refreshing period of socio-spatial independence, much like lions in the wild, after a period filled with hours, and various rounds, of intense and repeated copulation.

Although most often used in advanced (based on a smooth game-planning skills), being hoed-in can be used in past-tense, however, to describe a weekend of surprise snow sex, even if it wasn't planned.

Usually, you plan to get hoed-in with someone you are fond of.

Being hoed-in can be used to refer to men or women, depending on various factors, such as the relationship, who's doing the game planning, and who is hosting the copulatory olympic session.
Friend 1: "Hey weather fore-cast is now saying up to 40 inches of snow this weekend, fuck, it's going to be a pain in the ass to shovel-out my car on Saturday."

Friend 2: "Naw. I can't wait for the snow. I'll be hoed-in this weekend. It can't snow enough."
by gggkkkaaakkk February 5, 2010
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horsedick

A disgusting horny man whore who finds anything with a vagina attractive. Uses the term dude when talking to alleged 'friends'. Likes to talk to the herbs daily. Other terms associated with horse dick: pizza face , simba and horse. Wanna be Elvis. Has never heard of proactive.
There's horsedick, he's lookin' pretty Simba like today.
by nnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkk October 30, 2011
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