smash her pasty

"check out the legs on her"
"fuuuuuuuuuck.......i would smash her pasty"
by mandingo89 July 25, 2009
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her ex boyfriend

As a boyfriend, the guy whose ass you'd most love to kick. Although he poses no threat and probably never will, the jealous aggression that comes with being a boyfriend drives these feelings.

Acting out in this manner is often stimulated by the mentioning of the ex boyfriend whether positive or negative, as well as photographs of the individual with your girlfriend, and finally leftover comments on myspace.
You should kick her ex boyfriend's ass, you jealous sum bitch.
by A Jealous Bastard January 29, 2009
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eat her muffin

To partake of her sweet treets. To taste the goods.
Timmy loved eating Samantha's muffin, It tasted so good he couldn't stop himself from going back for more. Samantha was pleased to let him.

Samantha loves it when I eat her muffin. It makes her scream.
by JollyJay78 October 05, 2015
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twang her banjo

Gina loves to twang her banjo while watching lesbian porn....she's such a rug muncher
by FMFlex2 November 10, 2005
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taking her shoes

When you take a girl's shoes and you don't give them back to her until she makes out with you, then following said making out you give the shoes to Puertorican kids who beat her.
Dude, I wanna hook up with Bryn, I'm thinking of taking her shoes.
by Foot Locker December 28, 2008
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Popped her cherry

Basically when a guy takes the virginity of a girl. He penetrates her vagina with his hard cock and pushes his dick head in past her hymen tearing it causing some bleeding. A girl only gets her cherry popped once. Can be painful for the girl but then she is ready to be fucked by other guys without pain after few days.
Robert started pushing his hard cock into Sheri's pussy. She grimaced as Robert pushed deep inside her and popped her cherry. Robert couldnt wait to tell all the guys about Sheri getting her cherry popped.
by Traceboy September 24, 2018
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hang one in her

sex, sexual intercourse with a woman, the process of inserting a penis into a vagina or anus
"Stephanie's coming over tonight, and I plan to hang one in her"
by Big Poppa South April 22, 2010
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