government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.

Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

government

An absolutely unnecessary system of human slavery.
"These so-called governments are in reality great bands of robbers and murderers, organized, disciplined, and constantly on the alert." - Lysander Spooner

The government treats us like slaves

by molonlabe2023 October 5, 2023

Governvangelist

The Neoliberal, Corporatist, oh so moderate-- Selected/Elected leader of County/State/Federal government. Able to direct large capital outlays towards the outlay that got them installed.

Yes the Governvangelist voted yes and 2% goes directly to those making less than the 1%

by Mb pas n time February 3, 2024

Government juice

The covid vaccine

I got fired from my job during lockdown for not getting the government juice

by Arcpelenka February 9, 2024

government coupons

It’s part of girl math; it’s cash, however if you buy something with “government coupons” it voids the cost of the item, making it “free”

I bought this candy bar with “government coupons, therefore this candy bar was free

by CLange November 23, 2023

Government Wave

A type of music that glorifies the government

Cody was listening to his favourite Government Wave artist

by Tom & Jerry Timeeeee December 6, 2023

Government GangGang

Cosplay wannabe gangland poser “human” gang members who are using government resources to live action role-play (LARP) “gangsterville” in real life (IRL) - consequently, the essence of an oxymoron; hence, the “government gang” loyal only to government aka snitch-sets

Third-Eye Inspector Eye Gadget:
“YOOO BIGG *cough* (NSA/FBI/CIA) *cough* triple OG Mac Grandaddy grab the govt money/weapons cuz we about to hit the streets and ‘play GOVERNMENT GangGang!’”

Street King of Food Stamps:
“Let’s witness the street gospels about street jesus with these gats and govt black hats no cap!”

by RunnerUpp February 20, 2024