red goose

Red bull (in any quantity mixed with grey goose.

This produces a very hyper, but very nice drunk and you can drink a lot of it compared to drinking just grey goose without the red bull

person 1: Yo do you remember last night?

Person 2: nah man, i threw down 9 shots of red goose

person 1: i bet you had a sick night then

by The fuckin' man! January 3, 2008

canadian goose

a canadian guy's dick

show me your canadian goose eh?

by cactus5390 June 11, 2018

loose goose

A person (generally a female) who is chronically vagile.


Note: many girls become loose gooses as they progress through high school.

That girl needs to stop being so goddamn vagile, she's turning into a loose goose.

by owanderhoffe April 14, 2004

grey goose it

to have sex with someone that is ugly while drunk

yo would you have sex with the fat girl?
yea, ill grey goose it?

by Jove88 June 11, 2008

walking the goose

First, you and three of your friends stop at a garage sale to avoid having to work out at track practice. Next, you find a broken cement goose sculpture being given away for free at that garage sale. Then, you and your friends carry the heavy goose sculpture over a full mile of hills back to your school track/football field, even though it would have been much easier to drive the sculpture back in your car.

Coach: What is that?
You: It's a cement goose. Instead of running, we were walking the goose.

by weezerdog3 May 3, 2014

Loose Goose

When your wife is sleeping and she lets out a very relaxed and extended fart.

Dude... last night at 3am... my wife was sleeping and rolled over and let out a loose goose of a fart.

by mrgconn May 2, 2019

rubber goose

a third wheel, but better phrase

boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?

by peaceandloveabby May 29, 2018