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dick goblin 

someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.
"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"
dick goblin by Amunis_X April 10, 2017

Penny goblin

Old German folklore involving a goblin that would take the money of any children that didn't go to bed when they were supposed to. Similar to Krampus for Christmas.
"Penny Goblin! Penny Goblins! Don't take my pennies."
Penny goblin by deadhead420 December 27, 2018

ass goblin 

someone who likes to dress in a goblin costume and eat other peoples raunchy butt fruit.
My brother, Rex McCallum II, is a full fledged card carrying ass goblin.
ass goblin by Melonie July 1, 2003

Greenwood Goblin(level:38) 

Greenwood Goblin is slang refering to black ass males/females who look like gorillas and or other primates. (goblin comes from lil wayne's bar; whats a goon to a goblin) greenwood goblins are usualy Ho0d as fukkk and slang rocks to them buddies and basers who be hertin, ya diG?
(Driveing down N. myrtel Ave.)
me: look at that Greenwood Goblin(level:38)!
Dave: HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TO TAG HIM AND RELEASE HIM FOR STUDY!
me: go ahead, i hope his stainless leaves you brainless DAVE, you small dicked fuck.

Snatch Goblin 

A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.
Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."

Porn Goblin 

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.
Fred "I don't watch that much porn!"
Bob "Don't lie Fred we all know you're a porn goblin"
Porn Goblin by secretslut October 17, 2013