Anti goals

Natalie’s work microwave

This microwave is below the national average and keeps my food lukewarm, that’s anti goals

by Shaniq Harris April 23, 2025

Leather Goals

When someone rocks a leather jacket or bag so effortlessly that it instantly becomes the standard of style you secretly (or not so secretly) want to copy. The perfect mix of confidence, timeless fashion, and durability.

Did you see Alex walking in with that Pious Leather jacket? Total leather goals.

by PiousVoice September 2, 2025

My goals are beyond your understanding

The sentence coming out from the mouth of 1980's-born parents when they're to enforce screen time limits to their Gen Alpha-born digital native kids, who are just yet to receive any sound explanation about the negative impacts of excessive screen time.

Whenever I try to explain why I need to limit my kid’s screen time, I end up just saying, 'My goals are beyond your understanding', because they just can’t grasp the dangers of too much digital exposure!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025

What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

Best friend goals

Mya and jorja

Mya and jorja are best friend goals

by Menamouska November 20, 2018

Best Friend goals

Sarah Guardiola and Adria Paredes 🤠from Texas aka YEE YEE land

Omg Sarah and Adria are best friend goals

by @sarah_is_bleh March 10, 2019

Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019