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National Garfield Day

A: I feel like there is something special about today...

B: Its National Garfield Day

A: What a silly cat.
by luvtrashmouth January 15, 2024
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Angry Garfield

Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna
"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"
by LasagnaKing93 June 21, 2024
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The Garf Emperor of Mankind

The title the glorious Garfield took up as he began his 10,000-year reign over mankind as their emperor.
Oh bless the Garf Emperor of Mankind
by LC3_P0 November 8, 2024
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reverse Garfield

The act of receiving 3 blow jobs on a Monday well eating breakfast, lunch and dinner
Noah asked his girl to give him a reverse Garfield
by Nojs69 January 22, 2025
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barf garf

person one i smell barf garf. person two yeah thats my pushpop
by JOEYfan March 15, 2026
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barf garf

thw awful smell while eating a push pop or a awful smell after eating a push pop
person 1 ew i smell barf garf. person 2 thats my pushpop
by JOEYfan March 17, 2026
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Simon and Garfinkel's

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.
Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.
by QuacksO December 6, 2020
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