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Glazed toaster strudel

The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum
My brother was hungry last night and so I made a Glazed toaster strudel and fed it to him
by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025
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glazed kitty

When you blow a load and you accidentally hit your kitty cat. Also goes for blowing a load on a human pussy.
I had to wash my glazed kitty after blowing a load on her by mistake.
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
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anti-glaze

the opposite of glazing something, very strongly disliking something.
Ben hates fortnite, this is anti-glaze. He is the Anti-Glazer
by johngledoo February 13, 2025
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Online Glazing

To glaze someone online means to feed them compliments that are so over-the-top that they come across as cringe-worthy or phony. While the goal is usually to win someone over with flattery, it's often unsuccessful because they can see right through it. Some might even consider it a form of sexual harassment. If you feel you have been 'online glazed',

be sure to contact your local law enforcement.
Jerry: "Stanley, why does Max keep online glazing people like Tommy? It's making all of us feel real uncomfortable."
Stanley: "I don't know but what's even worse is Tommy feels like he's being sexually harassed and doesn't want to say anything out of politeness."
Jerry: "Yeah well, Max can take his funny business somewhere else because Tommy is married to a woman. We should've known something was up when he shared that he trains his legs and glutes 7 days a week injured or not.
Stanley: "I agree. Max's online glazing is almost some type of fetish."
by TheCollegeGraduate February 17, 2025
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Glaze Sobbing

when someone sob reacts another person even though the message (they sent) wasn’t funny (usually means they’re glazing them)
That wasn’t even funny they’re Glaze Sobbing
by allthegliterr February 26, 2025
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Hate Glazing

Hate Glazing is the practice of obsessively hating on a topic. Technically glazing but the other way around.
My cousin tends to always be Hate Glazing Kanye West because of all of the recent drama.
by Nobody Home February 27, 2025
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Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
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