Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Glazed

being so high that your eyes are glossed over and you stare into one direction for no reason

Yo, Chad is fucking glazed.

by wasteman420x November 20, 2018

Danish Glaze

When you ejaculate in someone’s asshole, pull out. Your penis will be covered in your own ejaculate mixed with their fecal matter. Promptly turn your around and slap them in the face with your freshly glazed penis.

Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.

by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024

glazing

to compliment someone overwhelmingly (even sometimes when they don't deserve that level of praise)

"oh my god your presentation was so good, literally the best in the class"
"stop glazing me, it wasn't even that good"

by backflippingchameleons May 19, 2024

Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

Glaze

being on someone’s case; always having something to say

Mike: “I’m going to store later with my mom.”
Jamal: “No one cares” or “ Of course you would be going to the store”
Mike: “That’s such a glaze bro”

by yyaaddlleeyy October 17, 2023

glazing

over hyping someone or something

yall glazing frank ocean

by abbyisawesomenotava July 9, 2025