Gaze glaze

The act or specific sexual fetish of intentionally ejaculating in someones eye’s or the desire to have jizz/cum squirted right into the eyes.
Which can also be further defined as intentionally holding open the eyes so a man can ejaculate directly into them without spilling any elsewhere.
Gaze glaze me babe! Hold my eye’s open n squirt your jizz into them babe!
by Swami Prakata April 24, 2022
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Glazing the shmog

The absolute dumbest way to say putting condiments on a hotdog
"hey man you ready to leave Costco?"
"Yeah hang on I just gotta finish glazing the shmog rq"
by GloogDoinker420 August 25, 2024
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Glaze-a-tron

A person who cock rides people or trends for absolutely no reason.
Bro 1: Yo you are so annoying bro, Lebron is not even that good bro.
Bro 2: Sorry bro, It's not my fault that he's my king and lord and the greatest of all time.
Bro 1: Yea, you're definitely a certified glaze-a-tron.
by cockdudemeatman February 01, 2024
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get glazed

Get Glazed (v.) to add a luminous healthy glow to the skin so that it resembles glass
I want flawless, hydrated and glossy skin. I need to get glazed
by MUA5672 July 14, 2022
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Moon Glaze

To sexually please a woman from behind only to pull out and glaze her moon.
by roxas446 April 08, 2017
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tar glazing

when you are twisting words to make the context of a situation seem worse than it actually is. the goal of tar glazing is to make someone look bad. an example of tar glazing would be, someone saying timmy is dating a minor when timmy is 18 and his girlfriend is 17 usage of the word minor makes it seem as if timmy is dating a child when shes infact only a year younger than timmy. tar glazing also incudes being very vauge to try and guide a person to assuming the worst .an example would be someone that is on trial for a crime such as rape with charges of assualt. to tar glaze would be to say they are guilty without further context to make the person believe they are guilty for the worst option.
i cant believe they were tar glazing her like that.
by avgcloroxfan December 21, 2023
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Glazed Walnuts

A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.
Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"
by Whiteguys January 03, 2015
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