Glass Bottom Blumpkin

The fine European art of performing the Glass Bottom Blumpkin includes 2 females, 1 male, and a roll of stick or non-stick saran wrap. The male receives a ravaging blow job from one female, whilst the other female, laying on her backside with her dome piece saran wrapped (stick or non-stick), places her face strategically under the male's external anal sphincter. As the male approaches the ultimate climax, he sprays his doo doo butter on the second females saran wrapped dome piece.

At a social event, Nathan explains to Hari last night's turn of events.
(Hari): Yo man what happened with those two bitches last night? Jill looked all disturbed this morning.
(Nathan): OH YEAH! That bitch and her friend gave me a Glass Bottom Blumpkin last night!
(Hari): NO WAY!
(Nathan): Yeah man, I put saran wrap on Jill's face and she laid down under my asshole, then, Pam gave me an amazing blow job while i shat immaculately on Jill's head.
(Hari):....

by Hari and Nathan September 6, 2007

toro glass

company that makes glass owned by one of the most talented blowers to date: JP Toro.

you see my new toro glass man?

my new fixed stem toro rips like a fucking animal man.

by burnallday420 July 28, 2009

glash

Glash is the act of stealing your girlfriend, constant hook up, or close girl that happens to be your friend. Glash or lashers are only interested in the female pray if and only if she is taken. Glash will swoop as soon as you show slight interest in the same female.

Be aware of the Glash he is always on the prowl.

NO ONE, I MEAN NO ONE IS SAFE.

Glash lashed natalee, steff, and emily in one quick manure.

by McSwoops January 27, 2008

Hipster Glasses

Also Known as Ben Folds glasses, those thick black frame spectacles. Often seen on the likes of Rivers Cuomo (weezer), Johnny Depp, Elton John, and obviously Ben Folds. Whether you need the glasses or not, you chose to wear them for indie cred.

Jock: Nice hipster glasses, nerd!
Nerd: They're specs!

by imthatawesome October 1, 2010

Glasgow throat-clearing

To fart or break wind.

Gibson was doing a little Glasgow throat-clearing in the loo the other day.

by Vlad the Impaler September 11, 2005

Glasco

Usually referred to as "That one little sh#thole" in the middle of Kansas. Home to old people and drug addicts.

Remember Glasco? That little sh#thole was terrible place to be.

Synonyms: Shithole

by glascoite October 23, 2008

Glass house

A phrase to bring light to those who are being hypocritical.

Glass house: A term reminding hypocrites to shut the fuck up and jump off a bridge

"People who live in glasses houses should shut the fuck up"
-Anorak's Almanac from Ready Player One by Ernest Cline

by HomoBromo March 1, 2018