B-Gene.

The genetic make-up of having the "baller-gene."
In other words, you are very good at sports, are popular, and/or rich.

(I never said how you got rich though.. So, yeah. Be creative people..)

Requirement One:

You MUST be black.

No doubt.

Requirement Two:

You must be more than six feet tall and have been arrested several times beforehand.

Requirement Three:

You must have a passionate love for: booty shaking, niggar-ish music, fried chicken (Or, any chicken that you can get your hands on..), bling (black-speak for, "shiny, dumbfuck jewelery.."), white girls, nasty, nappy hair grease, stupid ass horse-combs, bad teeth (under their "grills.."), Nike "Air Jordans," which is some stupid ass mix between Airforce One's and Michael Jordans slave leather style shoes, pants that don't fit, marijuana and/or crack cocaine, Colt 45/any mawlt likkuh, posing, etc..

Requirement Four:

Must have a passionate hate for: cops, jobs in general, proper grammar, clothes that fit, good music, civilized behavior, manners, morals, ethics, other races and ethnic groups other than their own, their own health; as well as others, etc...

"That dude SO possesses the B-Gene."

"Whaddya mean? He's wearing Docker's and a classy shirt! Baha. And, look! He has a bible and a bottle of water!"

by YoMommaNegr0. December 12, 2009

Sloppy Ganesh

A traditional indian marriage ritual activity that involves shitting in the middle of a busy street(busier the better) and sensually massaging the subsequent mix of shit and asphalt all over the sexual partner's body, with great emphasis on the orifices. Once the thin, even coat of mud, shit, asphalt, and skin particles are virtually indistinguishable to each other, the ritual is complete and the two may be pronounced husband and lesser husband(wife).

"Bro, you haven't been to New Delhi? Bad bitches over there give the dirtiest Sloppy Ganeshes. Some dude died from one once from typhoid fever."

by Penguinologist April 16, 2019

GENESIS

Satannnnnnnnnnn

She has a terrifying presence she must be a Genesis.

by Lunarrrrr February 19, 2017

gene-ous

Any Yankee smart enough to move to Texas.

He must be a gene-ous-he moved here from the north.

by Rebecca Meloni August 19, 2007

Geesh

a verb meaning "to rub your gooch on an object or person". Traditionally used as a punishment or threat to a disliked person. The threat is multiplied if the gooch in question is sweaty.

"Dude if you don't turn your music down, I'm going to go for a run and then Geesh your pillow after you go out tonight"

by Herr Ballenschwett September 12, 2011

Genesis

A marijuana cigarette rolled with a torn out page of the Bible. Because of the inaccessibility of drug paraphernalia for teenagers and the fact that the texture of the paper is so similar to rolling papers, a Genesis is mostly popular among high school students who are given free pocket editions of the New Testament.

Lets hit a Genesis before my mom gets home from work.

by Heat* April 30, 2007

GROUPIE GENE

The biological certainty that your wife,heavy-duty girlfriend,significant other-will guiltlessly fuck someone wealthier and/or more famous than you...should the opportunity
present itself.Remember:She thinks she coulda' done better.

WIFE:"Honey...is'nt that Derek Jeter over there at the table in the corner?"

HUSBAND:"Sure is!Go Yankees!"

WIFE:"Gotta go to the ladies room."

HUSBAND OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"While you're in there...tuck your GROUPIE GENE back in.It's showing!"

WIFE OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"I'll go check on her."

by L.MARTIN October 14, 2005