So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.
The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.
The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.
*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*
"Who's the Fuck Boy?"
"Who's the Fuck Boy?"
by anonymous February 16, 2021
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12 to 15 year old fuck bois- They wear sports attire and talking about having sex with girls even thought they haven't. And they've had multiple 'girlfriends'
If you ever date one throw his ass in the garbage like the condom your hiding from your mother.
12 to 15 year old fuck bois- They wear sports attire and talking about having sex with girls even thought they haven't. And they've had multiple 'girlfriends'
If you ever date one throw his ass in the garbage like the condom your hiding from your mother.
Fuck boi: man, I fucking live you bb.
Girl- really?! I love you too.
-has sex and boy never talks to gorl again-
Girl- really?! I love you too.
-has sex and boy never talks to gorl again-
by JoJo.doesnt.care.about.you. December 21, 2018
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Get the Accidental fuck boy mug.A fuck boy is someone who will be talking to many girls at one particular time. He will often be found at the campus bar drinking pitchers of Snake Bite while listing to old 2010 banger such as 'Written in the Stars' and 'Nothin' on You'. He is likely to consider himself a 'BNOC' despite not getting nominated on the official 'TAB' page. He is easily spotted as he often walks around the campus in a hoodie and a backwards cap. On the sesh, a fuck boy will have a tendency to get his dick out and demonstrate particularly vile and impressive party tricks to his fellow seshers. This guy is likely to be a Social Sec of a particular sport and will be damned if not everyone knows about his achievement. A fuck boy is a breaker of many hearts and has had many of tissues used by girls at his expense.
'Oh, that's Matt. He's social sec of lacrosse... don't trust him, he's a fuck boy'.
'He seemed really nice until he lit my cigarette from his foreskin. After that trick I knew he was a fuck boy.
'He seemed really nice until he lit my cigarette from his foreskin. After that trick I knew he was a fuck boy.
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Get the Fuck boy mug.A "fuck boy" is someone a girl knows is just good for sex and nothing else. He's not to be taken seriously in regards to any type of serious commitment and the tell tale signs are usually quite obvious. The term "Fuck boy" tends to have a derogatory from scorned women who could not differentiate a "fuck boy" to a "prospect".
The skank finally cleaned up her act and was looking a serious relationship; karma bamboozled her with a merited fuck boy and she reverted back to her old ways more empty than ever.
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